So Sorry You Didn’t Win 100% of the Vote

We congratulate the shabiha and Bashar al Assad’s followers on another Presidential “win”.

So sorry he only received 95% of the vote.

Especially with millions of Syrians dead or displaced at his hands, it’s so shocking he didn’t have more “votes”.

Good luck to all you loyal followers, be sure to wake early to get in the long line for your loaf of bread.

We pray that God gives you everything you deserve.